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I believe in Astrology.
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My affinity for Astrology has suddenly gotten the best of me. I’m superstitious, with my feet up over bridges driving in my VW. bridges I’m burning! The relationships aren’t working! They're not working! Because the Leo didn’t last, the Pisces I threw back. The Capricuarius just turned to crap. The Virgos were too shy. The Gemini had a guy on the side, it was her husband, who was actually really nice: we hung out sometimes... So lord, send me someone from above, to try out just this once. How about a Sagittarius? I believe in the stars. I believe in the Holy Ghost. I believe in true love. I believe I love you the most!
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Winnie Cooper
05:57
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There's no chariot to carry me. No boy will ever marry me. I'm nothing like you've ever seen before. And you'll push your red Schwinn as we take the long way home again, and we'll talk about what it's like to be young and human and sensitive. We're all racing toward a nonexistent ending. We're standoffish but we're also very friendly. I'm going to go; you can spend some time with Paul. We keep growing up by we never grow up at all.
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Astoria
03:54
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I can't believe I've taken three connecting trains, and the cross town shuttle at Grand Central Station, just to leave me getting dumped on your front door. I'll hail a cab if I can at this time of night. In the black backseat, I'll be alright. I'm going back home to Astoria. I'm going out with my cute coworker from Williamsburg.
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Torture
02:39
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If we could switch our brains into each others' bodies would you rather torture you or would you torture me? I was at a loss for a reply. I just sighed. It was awkward. Joe apologized.
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My days are epic poems in which nothing really happens.
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How's your mom???
NICK!!!!!!!!!
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A song for you
04:21
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This song is written about Alfred, New York. Shoutout to the Dismemberment Plan. Once, I saw them play in Alfred. About 8 years later I moved to Alfred. Incidentally, this song sounds like the Dismemberment Plan.
I'll show you the glass that I have blown. I'll show you the pots that I have thrown.
After we hang out all day, you'll see me in your sleep. You'll see me when you close your eyes and dream.
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Billy Joel
04:58
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She listens to Taylor Swift. I listen to Elliott Smith. She wears canvas Vans to my house in the snow. She sang me Billy Joel.
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Obviously I got this joke from The Promise Ring. Nothing Feels Good? How nothing feels?
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Onesie and the Tutus
05:01
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Onesie and the Tutus were the best band around. I saw them play once in the industrial section of town. There were not three of them like the name would imply. It was just some sort of cute girl, some instruments and some guy. They played pop music, often out of key. They wrote song about their friends and they covered The Softies.
He did the dishes while she read aloud. They got drunk on Mickey's in the basement of her house. She played the Casio, and he played my guitar. When they got hungry they'd go get food from out of the carts.
I heard later they broke up. I heard he sold the drum kit. I heard he sold it on Craigslist. I heard he no longer plays any music.
For one hot minute, they were my favorite band. I kept their CDR next to Belle and Sebastian. I had that show's flyer taped up on my fridge, until I came home drunk one night and it accidentally ripped.
And often when it's late and I am walking home I hum their songs to myself and this is how they go.
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Fun Deficit New York, New York
MUSIC FOR
TEENAGE GIRLS
OF ALL AGES
AND GENDERS.
lo-fi and blue since 2002.
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